how i have determined that old(er) age is a comin' :
*officially, my dark brown head hair has surrendered to the infiltration of - not gray - but wiry white. with the deforestation of india behind me, my 73 strands of new growth stand 2 inches tall, scattered all about my head. i am a fuzzy white dandelion.
*a couple months back my goatee sprouted a great white. i verbally assaulted it, plucked it out, and haven't seen him since.
*tonight on my arm i spotted my first long and strong mighty whitey.
god help us.
i need a tropical island vacation. anyone who wants to come - lemme know.
i'll be the white polar bear with a virgin pina colada, evian spritzer bottle in hand, relaxing to this.
